Turns out, it’s not so easy to go back, back to the
beginning. This Monday, MTV is rolling out its newest summer-centric reality
series, Siesta Key. The new docuseries follows the lives of a
handful of twenty-somethings fresh out of college for summer break/their
transition into the real world in Siesta Key, Florida, a small island near
Sarasota in the Gulf of Mexico.
And while the network is quick to mention that the series is
brought to you by the producers of Laguna Beach and the
cinematic location shots prove that Siesta Key is, in fact, a beautiful place
to live, the comparisons end there.
Laguna was shot in the early aughts,
conveniently timed to when The O.C. was at its peak. It was
the golden age of the Razor flip phone, the denim miniskirt, the totally
relevant Dashboard Confessional song and the epic teenage flat-ironed hair. The
series came out before Twitter, giving the stars no platform to break down
every little side glance or nasty comment made behind their friends’ backs. It
left an element of mystery that’s impossible in today’s reality TV landscape.
The show, which lasted for three seasons and spawned The Hills, also followed a
real-life group of friends in high school. Instead of the jaded post-college
blues, these teens were filled with hope for the future, desperate to have the
perfect senior prom and guess where they’d end up in 10 years.
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The cast of Siesta Key, which consists of one guy that three-quarters of the girls are lusting after and an Orphan Black-esque conveyor belt of identical blonde women with little to no identifying features, seem only interested in partying and hooking up. They mention college graduation and job searching as afterthoughts.
They don’t fit the mold of the musician, drama queen, princess, jock, activist, or loyal friend because they’re so busy meeting one criteria: Entitled Millennial. Gone are the relatable moments from Laguna that harkened back to those formative teenage years. Instead, Siesta Key tries to highlight the rich and seemingly aimless lives of these twenty-somethings as they tan, drink, and party.
In addition to Laguna’s ability to capture a
generation of drama-loving youths, the show was also filled with memorable
moments, quotes and Cabo trips. Here some of the best moments:
1. The Black and White Party
To quote Lauren Conrad in the show’s pilot episode, “All
this drama started with the Black and White party.” The fun soiree was planned
by LC and her friends and thrown in the suite of a nearby hotel. Everyone had
to wear black or white — a rule that Stephen Colletti happily broke in his
navy jacket — and the girls all crowded around the mirror, getting ready
together and commenting on the fact that all white dresses looked trashy.
Meanwhile, Kristin Cavallari showed up in — you guessed it — a white minidress.
There was dancing, trash talking, and a heartbroken LC — what more could you
2. “My Car Is Dunzo!”
Probably the most iconic line in Laguna history
came from K. Cavs, who was desperate to convince her dad to get her a new car.
When she and some friends went car shopping, her old car started overheating in
the middle of some “gnarly traffic” and she was forced to declare it “dunzo.”
Sadly, Cavy-ava-alari didn’t get a new ride because she was the one who forgot
to change the oil, and her dad didn’t want to reward bad behavior. Solid
3. What Happens in Cabo Stays in Cabo
Where do you go for Spring Break when you live in paradise?
To a similar paradise where you can legally drink at 18. All of Laguna Beach
High School hits up the same Cabo resort for spring break and things get real,
real fast. Whether it was season one, when Stephen declared, “Keep dancing on
the bar, slut,” to Kristin or season two, when Alex M. tried to fight Jessica
in the parking lot for kissing her man, Jason, Cabo never disappointed.
4. Trey vs. Little Man
Who hasn’t gone to a Blink-182 concert and almost gotten
into a brawl with a small tattooed man? In season one, Trey, a political
activist and the founder of Active Young America, didn’t take too kindly to a
random stranger calling his friends “sluts” in the parking lot of a Blink-182
concert. He got very close to fighting, which later prompted LC to ask one of
life’s greatest mysteries: “Who would win in a fight, Trey or the ‘little
Seriously, the way the Laguna guys asked the Laguna girls to
prom was more elaborate than most wedding proposals. Trey spelled out “Prom?”
in candles and rose petals, Stephen set up a fake secret admirer letter, and a
rando friend named Gary gave Morgan a kiddie pool of goldfish with the tagline:
“Of all the fish in the sea, prom with me?” Who needs a diamond?
6. Broadway Audition
Christina was labeled the “Reverend’s Daughter,” and she
took that stereotype seriously when she landed a Broadway audition and sang
Mandy Moore’s “Only Hope” from A Walk to Remember. Spoiler alert:
It didn’t land her a role in Wicked, but it did remind us how often
we used to sing that song and convince ourselves we were destined for Broadway.
7. “Swear on Our Relationship?”
Drama, drama, drama. High school romances were so
short-lived and so passionate. Nothing better portrayed that than the romance
between Jason and Jessica in season two, which ended up lasting a total of two
months but felt neverending on our screens. These two fought constantly and
finally split after she spent $100 on Valentine’s cookies and candles, only get
back together while Jason was dating both Alex M. and LC. What a player.
8. “Don’t Stop Believing”
The Stephen-Lauren-Kristin love triangle is still the
greatest of its kind. You wanted LC to finally get the guy, and when Stephen
picked up her for a dinner date and they sang Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing”
in the car, it gave you hope that true love really existed. Also
noteworthy, Glee didn’t come until five years later –
where’s the credit, Ryan Murphy?!
9. Fashion Shows
Trey was known for his edgy style (he actually went on to
work for Vera Wang later in life), and he loved putting on fashion shows in
Laguna. In season one, he organized a show centered around the most memorable
accessory of the early ‘00s — the trucker hat. Then in season two, he put
together a fundraiser fashion show to help local mudslide victims. That turned
into a scene of Jason and Jessica kissing in front of LC, which proved to be
one of the show’s most dramatic moments. Style plus cheating plus emo music?
Pure reality TV gold.
10. Graduation Promises
No show has captured high school graduation better
than Laguna Beach. From the cap-and-gown pics to the tearful
goodbyes, fans got to watch as these lifelong friends were forced to be apart
for the first time, going off to college and getting out of the Laguna
“bubble.” Seeing Stephen and Kristin say goodbye and making romantic
declarations to one another was both so sweet and so naïve, touching at the
heart of what made the show so relevant and genuine. It also aired right in the
heyday of Vitamin C’s hit “Graduation Day,” so, like, are we not supposed to
What’s your favorite Laguna moment? Comment
below! And for updates on The Hills cast today, watch the clip
Siesta Key premieres Monday, July 31 at 10
p.m. ET on MTV.
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