The embarrassing accident:
“Once I was about 7 years outdated, I used to be ready in line for Dumbo and I peed myself. My mother took me to get cleaned up within the lavatory, on our means out of the lavatory I noticed Marry Poppins and knowledgeable her I ‘pee-peed in my pants’.”
The violent stench:
“I went to Disneyworld for the primary time in 2014 with my boyfriend (now fiancé, god assist me) and his household. At some point we had been there, after per week or so of consuming principally beige quick-service meals, we had been in a really lengthy queue for Soarin’ that wasn’t actually transferring with a household that had a small baby with them. After a short time, probably the most HORRENDOUS scent was dispersing by the queue the place we had been stood and we noticed the household behind verify their younger baby and go away the queue, with individuals making feedback about how terrible the scent was, and the way the poor little boy had clearly had an accident whereas masking their noses.
“As this was all unfolding, my boyfriend whispers into my ear ‘now do not make a scene…but it surely was me’, whereas I attempted to maintain a straight face as this scent hung round for the following 20 minutes. I managed to maintain it to myself till the following day, when his household had been recounting the story of the poor little boy that had had an accident…little did they know the perpetrator was one among their very own!”
The messy incident:
“Once I was 12 I went to Disney World in Orlando. We went to Blizzard Seashore, the water park. After I’d been on Summit Plummet, I used to be ready for my dad after I out of the blue had the urge to go to the bathroom, I began to run but it surely was too late and I ended up POOING MYSELF!”
The present that ended terribly:
“Once I was 9, my household went to Disney (me, mother, dad, my 6-year-old brother, and my Three-year-old brother). We went to the Muppets present. 6-year-old mentioned he did not really feel good, however we thought it was as a result of it was late and he was simply drained from all the joy. Effectively, proper as soon as the present began, he threw up. EVERYWHERE. Dad informed me to expire and discover a employee to inform, so I sprinted out of the theatre and was crying (I do not know why). A employee who regarded like she was in her early 20s requested me what was mistaken, so I informed her that my brother simply barfed in all places.
“Once I went again inside along with her, the lights within the theatre had been again on, and there was much more puke. I suppose my brother simply saved throwing up. Gross, I do know. Effectively, I introduced the employee over to my household, the place an older employee was already there, however the 20-year-old could not deal with all the puke, and circled and began throwing up too. It was terrible.”
The gorgeous impolite query:
“I used to be within the Magic Kingdom, having fun with my day. A solid member asks me if my daughter and I are having time. The daughter in query is my 28-year-old sister. I used to be 32 on the time. Circled and walked all the way in which out of Magic Kingdom.”
The one who tried to carry it in, however failed:
“DisneyLand Florida 2016. Me and my 2 greatest mates had been ready to experience Area Mountain after I felt the sudden urge to pee. We had been too near the entrance of the road to only go away as a result of we had been ready hours already and so I made a decision to carry it. We received on the experience and as we had been simply starting to maneuver, it stopped and the announcer mentioned there was minor tech difficulties and it’d take a minute to type out so we should all stay seated. I used to be in actually unhealthy want of a bathroom at this level and it did not assist that my mates discovered my ache hilarious and had been laughing.
“Ultimately the experience took off and I forgot that I wanted to pee till…oh boy if appears may kill…I had peed myself on the experience and did not realise it and the urine was operating down my leg and throughout my footwear. My shorts had been ruined and I did not keep to see the harm I did to the seat so I ran moist, smelly, and damaged by the park ignoring the stares and gasps till I received to the resort and stayed in my room for the remainder of the day crying and ignoring my mates texts making enjoyable of me.”
The flashing sibling:
“Not precisely my story however I believe my household would agree this embarrassed her to loss of life. My older sister who was perhaps 4 or 5 on the time was getting an airbrushed tattoo. No huge deal proper? Effectively, just a little background, my aunt has a tattoo as effectively on her boob. My older sister, when requested the place she would love the tattoo, proceeded to tug down her shirt level to her chest and shout ‘proper right here similar to my Auntie’ in entrance of no less than fifty individuals ready in line. YIKES.”
The hard-to-forget interval reminiscence:
“I received my very first interval at Disney World after I was twelve whereas driving the Spaceship Earth experience. It was against the law scene after I received off and I had no concept what was happening and a few poor Disney worker needed to clear all of it up.”
The slight misunderstanding:
“I used to be eating at Cinderella’s Royal Desk when swiftly a park photographer approached my desk and began snapping footage. I assumed he was taking footage of me and began smiling. I used to be within the means of getting up from the desk to strike a pose when my mother requested what I used to be doing. I then realised the photographer was specializing in what was behind me, a wedding proposal. I nearly blocked the necessary ‘will you marry me?’ second.”
The swimming costume mishap:
“It was on the Disney water park Storm Lagoon. I used to be like 10 and within the wave pool with these gigantic robust waves. After the influence and struggling round within the water to seek out my ft, I emerged with my swimming costume down exposing my (tiny) boob. I regarded round and noticed another child laughing hysterically at me and I used to be so so so embarrassed!! Even enthusiastic about it now makes me wish to die.”
The act of defiance:
“Once I was 10, I pissed my pants as a result of I refused to cease attempting the free Coca-Cola samples from Across the World.”
The case of mistaken id:
“Hubby and I spent our honeymoon at Disneyworld. Wandering round Mickey’s Toontown Honest, I noticed my hubby’s purple polo shirt and kissed his shoulder, simply because. The man circled and it was NOT my husband, who was watching me and laughed for 5 minutes. Mrs. Different-Purple-Polo regarded pissed although.”
The dramatic restaurant fail:
“So one night time my mother is drained so my dad, my sister, and me and my good friend go eat on the restaurant contained in the resort. I don’t keep in mind precisely what everybody ate however somebody had spaghetti.
“As we had been getting as much as go away all of us stood up however my good friend put her fingers on the desk and should’ve pushed too arduous as a result of she took down the entire desk. All the pieces was on her and the ground. I keep in mind every part going quiet and the look on the face of the poor servers who now needed to clear up this mess, like their jaws had been dropped. Then cue my dad screaming on the high of his lungs ‘the place are you bleeding from!?!?!?’ as a result of she had purple all on her legs which turned out to be spaghetti sauce.
“My sister and I simply stood there, my dad tried cleansing issues up and our server simply needed us gone.”
The hen pooping shit-show.
“I used to be with my household within the hen aviary at Animal Kingdom, in a model new shirt and with my hair in a pony tail. I used to be strolling and seen a hen pooping throughout individuals, what I didn’t discover is it flew right into a tree above me and pooped down my hair, shirt, pants and into my drink. I used to be actually soaked in hen crap. I needed to stroll throughout the park to the lavatory in hen crap crying due to the stink and the very fact it wouldn’t come out of my hair regardless of how a lot we tried to scrub it and blow it out. Fortunately I wasn’t the one one in there attempting to get it off.”
The troubling bathroom state of affairs:
“It was at Epcot within the mid-’90s. After stuffing my 15 12 months outdated face with the best American junk meals on provide, my British system had been backed up for a number of days. I entered a bathroom cubical to have the biggest bowel motion of my life. That is the place my drawback began; the bathroom had an infrared auto flushing sensor (I might by no means seen these earlier than within the UK) so after I wiped and received up from the seat and flushed I watched in horror because it blocked and stuffed the bowl as much as the brim. (while I am on subject, why a lot water USA? ) I assumed I may simply slide out of the stall unnoticed, however after I moved it flushed once more and water and poop landed on my flip-flopped ft. At this level I froze in a panic tried to hurry out of the stall and it flushed once more as I opened the door, with water and poop flooding out of the stall the place two cleaners had been stood in entrance of me I regarded on the them mentioned sorry and ran as quick my 15 12 months outdated legs would take me, again to my mother and father.”
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