We requested members of the BuzzFeed Neighborhood to inform us probably the most ridiculous approach they’ve damaged a bone. Listed below are a few of their ridiculous and cringeworthy tales:
The enthusiastic stomper.
The bread incident.
“I used to be taking a moderately massive and rectangular loaf of bread from the freezer when the bag tore. Fell straight onto my foot, broke two metatarsal bones and a few these fiddly little toe bones.” — orlofthesky
The “raw sausages”.
“I slipped on a moist toilet flooring and landed with my again in opposition to the bathroom bowl. There was a sound like raw sausages snapping. I went into shock and one way or the other ended up on the cinema an hour later watching Jupiter Ascending with a big assortment of damaged ribs.” — kateclairep
The pee slide.
The enormous sneeze.
“I sneezed and cracked a rib.” — helenlouisek
The finger jam.
“My mum slammed my thumb within the boot of our automotive, worst of all it was jammed there for a minute or so till she may get the keys out to unlock it.” — jessicapecar22
The “Human Bowling” recreation.
“Snapped my collarbone enjoying Human Bowling after I was 11, which I’m nonetheless proud to say I invented. This concerned getting Four-5 folks to kneel on a hill (the pins), then the ball must curl up and throw themselves down the hill and hit the pins. I used to be the ball.” — Hollie Craig, Fb
The Mexico meltdown.
The lazy lightbulb changer.
“Altering a lightbulb. I used to be too lazy to convey the stepladder upstairs with me so I made a decision to face on a pile of books. The books clearly didn’t maintain, I fell and hit my arm on a chest of drawers. I broke each the bones in my decrease arm and fractured my wrist. It required 2 operations, metallic plates, screws and wires.” — Catherine Louise Hammond, Fb
The bag break.
“I STEPPED on a plastic bag to cease it flying away within the wind and in return I acquired a fractured foot.” — amyacrisp
The lamb lunge.
“I grew up elevating livestock, so the primary time I ever broke a bone was by getting kicked within the face by a lamb in highschool. It wasn’t even my lamb.” — christinalynns2
The trampoline story.
The pocket process.
“After I was in seventh grade, I went to get a drink of water. I put my hand in my pocket, and after I leaned ahead, my finger bent backwards and broke on the expansion plate. Bought to put on a full arm forged for six weeks.” — catheriner19
The smashed display screen door.
“After I was an adolescent, I had a battle with my mother and determined to storm out of the home barefoot. The entrance door was open, so I kicked the display screen door as onerous as I may in a match of rage, solely to seek out that it was locked, and broke my foot.” — dslewis86
The frozen orange juice.
“A can of frozen orange juice fell on my huge toe proper beneath the nail. Broke the highest phalange, fractured the center one, and I had a haematoma beneath the nail.” — tessah5
The bent pinky.
The toaster shock.
“Watching the toaster. It popped, I used to be scared, I fell on my bum. Coccyx. That is my silly story.” — Fran Crossley, Fb
The slippery leaf.
“I slipped on a leaf. Sure, a leaf. It was the center of fall and the leaves had been form of moist. I went to stroll throughout my college campus, when all the sudden, I fell. I broke my kneecap clear in half. I keep in mind being carried to the college nurse as a result of there have been bone shards simply form of floating round in there. The nurse gave me a bandaid and made me sit in her workplace for a stable 4 hours. I nonetheless have recurring knee points to this present day as a result of I by no means had something carried out about it. Lesson discovered!” — poefanclub
The shoe betrayal.
“I broke my elbow by falling over my very own shoe laces. What was worse, was that it was in entrance of my ex-boyfriend together with his new girlfriend. They each simply laughed at me!” — lauras4cf778f0e
The unlucky door slam.
“I had been having an argument within the automotive with my husband, he parked the automotive and I obtained out and slammed the door in a huff. I had left my hand within the door body and broke a finger clear throughout.” — amyk4da5d6cf1
The banister dare.
“After I was 7 I used to be climbing on the banister on the prime of our home, as a result of my brother dared me to. I fell, fairly predictably, and fell three flooring down onto a concrete flooring. I broke my shoulder, arm, hip, leg, knee and ankle all down one aspect. I used to be in traction for 9 months. I had solely been out of hospital eight weeks after I fell out of a tree and broke my knee on the opposite aspect. To say that my Dad was unimpressed was an understatement!!” — m42949fcb1
The zebra vault.
“I used to be at an occasion and one of many exhibitors, who had a zebra for a emblem, had introduced a life measurement zebra mannequin as a part of their exhibition. I made a decision to vault onto the zebra, fell straight off, knocked myself out and broke my wrist into 1,000,000 items.” — hannahw415aef330
The large helium tank.
The dangerous denims.
“Placing on a pair of denims. Fractured my ankle in 2 locations. Yep.” — Ian Biddle, Fb
The spiked fence.
“I used to be exhibiting off to a boy I actually fancied by climbing the previous spiked fence in Greenwich Park. He requested if I wanted assist, after all me being me mentioned no. I promptly slipped and fell on a spike, breaking my ribs.” — ClairetheBear
The Nintendo wire.
“I broke my proper arm after I tripped over a Nintendo 64 controller wire. I used to be eight years previous. The day I obtained my forged off, I used to be leaping from sofa to sofa and rebroke my arm.” — Mandyjo94
The cat chase.
The pocket change punch.
“I used to be on a carnival journey which simply principally spun you round in a 360 diploma loop, I had free change in my pocket, with the primary 360 ‘loop’ all my free change flew out my pocket, smacked me proper within the face, fractured my nostril and chipped my entrance enamel, it was carnage.” — brendanq
The darkened dock.
“I went on trip with my boyfriend’s household and the primary day we had been there, I used to be on a dock and it was getting darkish so I began heading again to the home. The dock lights had been on and I overlooked the dock, and my proper foot went off the dock. I twisted to attempt to save myself and broke my left leg in 5 locations. I ended up in a canal and we needed to discover a ladder to climb out. After I obtained again into the dock my leg was loosely swinging backwards and forwards like there was no bones beneath the knee!” — hannahwilliscanuk
And the field.
“I kicked an empty cardboard field and broke 2 bones in my foot.” — kathleencg
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