1. Pull the ugliest faces potential simply to see what you seem like.
2. Use a magnifying mirror so as to see each pore and hair in your face.
three. Accumulate any hair strands which have fallen out and swirl them on the partitions of the bathe.
four. Spend your time after your bathe selecting off all of the hairs which have caught themselves to your legs and arms.
5. And extract hair that’s slid into your buttcrack.
6. Persuade your self that regardless of how tightly shut your eyes, a little bit of shampoo has gotten into your eye.
7. Dramatically rinse out your mouth a dozen instances since you’ve obtained a bizarre shampooe-y style.
eight. Get indents in your thighs from resting your elbows in your legs when you poo.
9. Examine the bathroom after you’ve gone to the lavatory in your interval.
10. Take away a pad/tampon after which sit on the bathroom for a very long time to see if any blood will ~plop~ out.
11. Run from the bathe to get a pad or tampon so that you just don’t drip blood on the ground.
12. Virtually do gymnastics within the bathe to shave your legs.
13. And much more gymnastic to shave different locations.
14. Fart within the tub after which really feel sick as a result of it smells a lot worse than typical.
15. Flip the warmth on the bathe up in order that it’s what many individuals would take into account to be uncomfortably sizzling.
16. See how tightly you’ll be able to wrap your towel round your hair.
17. Attempt to do it at lightning velocity.
18. Use triple the quantity of conditioner in comparison with shampoo, so that you just by no means end them on the similar time.
19. Desperately attempt to scoop conditioner from the bathe flooring that’s fallen out of your hand, since you hate the thought of losing it.
20. Attempt to shake your self dry after you pee and there’s no bathroom paper, though it leaves a little bit of pee in your underwear.
21. Really feel a wierd sense of satisfaction watching interval blood get washed away within the bathe.
22. Run out of the bathe to get your razor and go away puddles of water on the ground in your wake.
23. Pull one stray hair out of the drain solely to grasp it’s solely a part of a much bigger, extra disgusting pile of hair.
24. Drive your self to do a post-sex wee even when your bladder is just about empty, since you’re fearful about getting cystitis.
25. Layer bathroom paper earlier than going to poo in order that the bathroom water does not splash into your vagina.
26. Wee as forcefully as you’ll be able to, simply because.
27. Use the cruel toilet lighting as a possibility to tweeze the random hairs in your physique you’ve discovered.
28. Shave your legs within the tub however rinse the razor within the tub water, so that you just’re bathing in a little bit of your leg hair.
29. Really feel mildly horrified by all of the hair in your tub tub post-shaving earlier than you rinse it out.
30. Try, and sometimes fail, to show off the bathtub faucet along with your toe.
31. And naturally, wrap your self in a towel after bathing after which sit and stare into area for a small eternity.