And OK, the optics of two suit-wearing gentleman smoking cigars as they ready to chop funding to a few of society’s most weak weren’t nice.
However the very best bromances are made stronger by adversity.
And now the pair has extra of it to mine.
Revelations in regards to the involvement of Hockey (now the US ambassador) and Cormann in Helloworld have dominated Parliament this week, offering blessed reduction to an Opposition jumpy that it has jumped the incorrect means on asylum seekers (and which now seems to be leaping again once more, or a minimum of have a foot in two camps, even when its trousers cut up whereas it does so).
Helloworld, sadly, will not be a theme park filled with joyful individuals who greet you a large number.
It’s the title of a company journey firm run by Liberal Occasion treasurer Andrew Burnes, a superb buddy of Hockey’s, who launched him to Cormann at a parliamentary operate about seven years in the past.
Cormann (inadvertently, he says) took free flights from the corporate proper across the time it was awarded a profitable contract by his personal division. Cormann mentioned he had no oversight of that contract.
The failure to note that Helloworld had not charged his bank card for his private flights was a special sort of oversight.
Whereas the federal government was coping with the fallout of that story, Hiya! alongside got here one other.
On Wednesday The Sydney Morning Herald and The Age revealed experiences that Hockey, as US ambassador, has requested embassy employees to satisfy with representatives from Helloworld earlier than it lobbied for presidency work.
Hockey isn’t just shut mates with chief govt Burnes, he’s additionally a big shareholder within the firm – an curiosity he had declared.
The keenness with which Labor leapt on these twin revelations was unseemly.
Throughout Wednesday’s query time the opposition bowled up inquiry after inquiry, led by finance spokesman Jim Chalmers, a Wayne Swan protege and man on the make.
At 2.23pm Chalmers rose and requested the Prime Minister the way it might “presumably be applicable for Joe Hockey to make use of his official place as his ambassador to assist Helloworld win a authorities contract?”
Lest you suppose that too delicate, he adopted up with: “Why does this Liberal authorities solely ever take care of itself and its mates on the prime finish of city?”
Questioning continued in that vein, culminating in an try to droop standing orders to maneuver a movement on all issues Helloworld.
The day past the Prime Minister had complained that Labor was going “to the underside of the chum bucket” with this line of questioning, a chunk of Shire-ese that required some translation – it’s a reference to the bucket of bloody burley that fishermen throw out to draw fish.
Who’re the fish on this metaphor? The voters? Finest to not overthink it – the primary factor is, that chum is yucky, and Labor is as much as its elbows in it.
And what of those two different friends – Hockey and Cormann?
Neither of them is dealing with the fish any time quickly.
Jacqueline is a senior journalist, columnist and former Canberra press gallery sketch author for The Sydney Morning Herald.