PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING has thrown up among the craziest storylines conceivable however they might have all been topped by Geoffrey the Toys R Us giraffe getting overwhelmed up by a vampire utilizing an Amazon Prime parcel.
Overlook the Undertaker’s spine-tingling entrance and the flowery and decades-long backstory to him and his brother Kane, or the time 77-year-old Mae Younger gave delivery to a hand.
This spectacle on the Florida Tremendous Cosplay Wrestling present – throughout a 30-man rumble – is likely to be as wacky a section as followers will ever see.
The towering giraffe entered the ring and confirmed some severe promise as a grappler and a showman/giraffe.
Two rivals have been hit with a clothesline after which a chokeslam to get the group totally on the heavy-hitting mammal.
However former WWE celebrity Gangrel – well-known for guzzling from a goblet of ‘blood’ throughout his ringwalk – was nonetheless concerned within the match.
The ex-Brood member was thrown a cell phone from the group and apparently known as the American web giants.
A supply was shortly dispatched and arrived at ringside the place the 49-year-old ring veteran signed for the paper-wrapped field.
With the unsuspecting beanpole busy exhibiting off to the group, Gangrel tapped him on his again and yelled “Amazon Prime, b****” earlier than whacking the African beast excessive rope.
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The fantasy wrestling weekend included matches with childhood heroes and villains like Skeletor, Deadpool, The Mario Bros and Catwoman.
The last Toys R Us stores in the UK closed in April meaning – after 70 years of loyal service – mascot Geoffrey is unemployed.
But judging by his latest public appearance it appears you can teach an old giraffe new tricks.