Sure, the turtledoves were great, however Kristen Wiig understands what the Pigeon Lady in Home Alone 2 truly desired was a warm location to sleep.
On NBC’s SNL‘s last episode of 2020, the Wonder Woman 1984 starlet and previous cast member returned as host. One sketch parodied an imaginary alternate ending to the cherished 1990 vacation film Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, and Wiig played the Pigeon Lady together with Melissa Villaseñor, who represented Macaulay Culkin‘s youth function of Kevin McAllister.
After the Pigeon Lady informs Kevin that she lives under a bridge, he notifies her that he’s got a “huge” space at The Plaza Hotel that he spent for with his papa’s charge card.
“You know, Kevin, I had an idea as well,” she responds. “Seeing as you have that fancy credit card, maybe you could get two hotel rooms?”
Kevin considers it and is at first unwilling however then states, “Wait, something just occurred to me. I have enough money to get you a room too…maybe some new clothes and food too.”
Now we’re talking. However, the minute of clearness is disrupted by the arrival of “Wet”-turned-“Sticky Bandits” Marv and Harry, played by Kyle Mooney and Mikey Day. Fortunately for Kevin, the Pigeon Lady is not going to let their thirst for vengeance foil her strategies to sleep pigeon-free. Unfortunately for them, this implies they’re going to need to go.