“Yeah, that is regular for them,” the Premier laughed to Constance. “Operation regular, yeah, yeah.”
“I’d simply hope you will have a bit of little bit of a constructive outlook on at this time,” Constance stated. “As a result of it is a great final result for the town and, you understand, it is nice information for everybody.”
The journalist, to his nice credit score, didn’t again off a jot. He was positive of his floor, and had accomplished his work.
“You speak about a constructive final result,” he informed the Premier and Transport Minister, “however as we rode the trams at this time the streets had been empty — you retain speaking about revitalisation, and that is not the message that we’re getting from enterprise individuals.”
“Have you ever spoken to the Hunter Enterprise Chamber?” Berejiklian requested, within the method of 1 who’s holding 4 kings within the palm of her hand.
“I’ve walked up and down the road and I’ve spoken to only about each store keeper,” Parris replied. (I’m holding 4 aces, Premier. What else have you ever acquired?)
“Mate, um, let me say simply say this to you . . .” Constance stated. “Everybody throughout the state, even in Bega, is speaking about what’s taking place in Newcastle. You have acquired a metropolis to be pleased with and, you understand what, I feel there’s an obligation on the a part of The Newcastle Herald to be very constructive about this city as a result of it’s a great place. I simply hope The Herald sees that. Alright? Every other questions?”
Sure, I a number of, Minister.
The place the hell do you get off, belittling a journo doing his job like this? Would you strive that on Alan Jones when he goes unfavorable on you? And why is the Premier aiding and abetting you? And do you actually suppose it’s the obligation of the media to be constructive on each concern, or do you suppose it’s for them to ask arduous questions that maintain choice makers and spenders of public cash to account?
And at last, do you actually suppose such a dismissive strategy to native media will win over a doubtful voters?
Thanks. No additional questions.
What readers need
The editor of The Newcastle Herald, Heath Harrison, was underwhelmed with the efficiency. “It was disappointing,” he informed your correspondent. “We’re used to the federal government telling us we ought to be constructive however we’re after details and the reality. Our readers demand it. The video has now been considered greater than 160,000 occasions. It’s truthful to say the neighborhood has been shocked.”
The place does the cash go?
There have been many cogent questions requested concerning the extraordinary choice by the federal authorities to grant a $422 million contract, with closed tender, to the beforehand unknown firm Paladin – traced to a single shack on Kangaroo Island – for safety and different providers on Manus Island. However one of the best query of the lot, as famous by Behrouz Boochani the Iranian-Kurdish journalist and author who’s an asylum seeker on Manus. He tweeted final week: “We haven’t seen any service offered by Paladin on Manus, solely 500 locals employed to stroll round right here and watch what we do every single day. They’re paid $5000 per 12 months. The query is what occurs to the remaining $419 million Paladin’s been receiving from the Australian gov.”
Precisely. There’s a stench about this that simply gained’t go away.
Joke of the Week
The next are outcomes from an Ozwords competitors the place entrants had been requested to take an Australian phrase, alter it by one letter solely, and provide a witty definition.
Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
Bludgie: a associate who doesn’t work however is stored as a pet.
Crackie-daks: ‘Hipster’ tracksuit pants.
Dodgeridoo: a pretend Indigenous artefact.
Honest drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine.
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a automobile.
Shagman: an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush looking for sexual exercise.
Tweet of the Week
“Hasn’t eliminated the creases @KKeneally however thanks for attempting.” – The famously creased and craggy Barry Cassidy – host of the ABC’s Insiders – in reply to Senator Kristina Keneally tweeting that she watches each certainly one of his reveals on a Sunday morning with an ironing board earlier than her.
Quotes of the Week
“They occupy an alternate universe . . . the place you name up the CEO of an ASX listed firm to e book a three:30pm flight.” – Shadow assistant treasurer Jim Chalmers ripping in to the LNP, on #Chumgate.
“Throughout this time, Choupette is dealing with the loss one of the best she is aware of the right way to, however at such a younger age, and being a cat, that’s difficult.”– Ashley Tschudin, who runs the social media accounts of Choupette, Karl Lagerfeld’s cat, the feline who may inherit a big chunk of the deceased designer’s $273 million property.
“I apologise for the error that occurred throughout the Australian Border Drive, however I can’t say – nor can I settle for – that that error essentially led to his detention in Thailand, that it wouldn’t have occurred anyway.” – ABF Commissioner Michael Outram after the Australian Border Drive admitted “human error” by its officers resulted in police being unaware that footballer Hakeem al-Araibi was a refugee and never legitmately topic to the purple discover that induced him to be detained in Bangkok for greater than two months.
“Treating journalists with contempt like that is appalling.” – NSW political editor for The Australian Andrew Clennell tweeted on the Premier and Transport Minister’s belittling of a Newcastle Herald journalist.
Peter FitzSimons is a journalist and columnist with The Sydney Morning Herald.