Normally, individuals don’t wish to problem a sitting member, however Sidgreaves had the foresight to place his title in (we hear on July 12) earlier than Patterson revealed he was not recontesting.
Now we are able to reveal one in every of his three required referees was at least Patterson himself.
So greater than two months earlier than he introduced he would retire, Patterson writes that his mate Sidgreaves can be the most effective Liberal candidate in Camden, even higher than himself.
And who was Sidgreaves different referee?
Patterson’s staffer Debby Dewberry.
Now Camden Younger Liberals president Aaron Colley, who runs one in every of solely two branches within the voters, has written to the occasion’s administration committee to demand they permit new candidates.
“That is an outrageous bypassing of democracy in our occasion, particularly contemplating the numerous steps towards democratic reform the occasion has taken to keep away from such occasions from occurring,” he writes.
He’s threatened to boycott the rubber stamp assembly on November 1.
However CBD’s prediction?
We’ll probably nonetheless find yourself with Sidgreaves MP.
The Younger Lib guide
Whereas we’re with reference to Younger Liberals, CBD has stumbled upon a wealthy useful resource that ought to enable future anthropologists to reply the query: how do occasion staffers and their buddies see themselves?
The solutions lie in a personal Fb web page populated by Liberal staffers for dozens of MPs from Premier Gladys Berejiklian to Finance Minister Victor Dominello, Sports activities Minister Stuart Ayres and Higher Laws Minister Matt Kean.
It’s title? “Not so Refined Younger Lib Traits”.
“Having the ethnic pushed to the entrance of each group picture,” one Lib suggests.
“And the females!” one other quips.
“Considering that you simply’re a humanitarian as a result of coal exports raise billions out of poverty”, is one other well-liked publish.
“The ratio of homosexual to straight males nearly making up for the dearth of ladies,” will get 69 likes.
“Working for a politician and realising that you simply’re working within the public sector and that makes you nothing greater than a dirty commie,” comes with the crying face emoji.
One among our favourites: “Attempting to cover your metro aussie accent when speaking to Younger Nats, Aboriginals or anyone over the age of 50 by faking a robust rural accent like a prime nation gent” (solely 18 likes).
Much less artistic: “Being white.”
Would possibly make for an attention-grabbing dialogue when Berejiklian’s chief of employees Sarah Cruikshank, who we hear is already sad about among the on-line output of younger occasion staffers, gathers her counterparts and different officers for his or her common Thursday morning catch-up.
You’re coming into a world of ache
Lebowski had Walter Sobchak. Wealthy-list fund supervisor Hamish Douglass has Michael Morell.
Nothing like a former CIA agent to assist navigate treacherous monetary markets.
Regardless of having earlier this month stepping down as Magellan “EXPERTS IN GLOBAL INVESTING” Monetary chief govt in a job swap with then-chairman Brett Cairns, Wednesday’s monetary adviser summit on the Westin was nothing however a Douglass present.
Out got here former spook Morell to dazzle the suburban funding crowd (which included former Wallabies captain John Eales) with geopolitical jargon.
Then, surrounded by his acolytes together with Airlie Funds Administration’s Matt Williams and Emma Goodsell, Magellan’s chief stockpicker unfurled the knowledge.
(Sadly, no Steve Jobs impression of conferences of yore this 12 months.)
Google is in. Starbucks continues to be in.
“The wonderful thing about espresso is it’s addictive,” Douglass advised ‘em.
On that measure, rush the Philip Morris share register (down 15 per cent this 12 months).
Kylar is The Sydney Morning Herald and The Age’s CBD columnist. He not too long ago lined federal politics, enterprise and NSW politics for Information Corp.