We remorse to tell you that we’ve misplaced yet one more political energy couple to the sleek, pore-free grasp of Facetune.
Callista Gingrich, U.S. ambassador to the Holy See, lately celebrated her anniversary together with her husband Newt in Rome. To commemorate the event, she shared a photograph of herself and the previous Speaker of the Home on Saturday.
Just like the now notorious photograph of Don Jr and Kimberly Guilfoyle, this anniversary image of Newt and Callista is inhumanly good. There is not a single wrinkle, pore, or edge in these grins. DaVinci’s most iconic frescos cannot even come near the sfumato on this photograph — the place does Castilla finish and Newt start?
Very similar to how Newt’s private scandals start to blur collectively after a long time of the identical conduct, the topics on this photograph start to blur into one amorphous platinum-haired being due to some heavy-handed Facetuning.
There’s simply one thing very … off concerning the tribute. Possibly it is that the photograph appears a bit hole as soon as that Newt married his highschool geometry trainer, divorced her whereas she battled most cancers, subsequently married a congressional staffer, after which divorced her when she declined his request for an open marriage so he may hook up with Callista — all whereas peddling “conventional household values.”
Or perhaps it is that the couple airbrushed their faces into oblivion.