Goldman Sachs, which forked out practically $700,000 for Hillary and Kerr Neilson‘s Platinum Asset Administration, threw a number of crisps the way in which of former Donald Trump spinner Sean Spicer; couldn’t the Putney Tennyson Bowling Membership throw a surplus raffle prize Alexander’s approach?
(And who may neglect Alexander’s most notable flip as a public speaker, at an end-of-filming celebration for the 1990s TV present Gladiators, the place he was filmed making a collection of off-colour jokes together with one which started: “A black man in Chicago has witnessed a rape …”)
His flip as an Australian Open speaker is comprehensible, given his storied tennis profession earlier than a slightly much less illustrious time in Parliament, the place his oratory has not precisely turned the hearts and minds of the nation, as enthralling as it might be.
“Our best and most ubiquitous invention is undoubtedly the Granny Smith apple,” he boomed as soon as, within the deep of spring final 12 months.
“This 12 months, tens of 1000’s from far and huge braved the climate forecast to have fun 150 years because the apple was first grown and, extra importantly, to have fun our splendidly vibrant group.”
If that politics caper doesn’t work out, we reckon this man might need a profitable third life as a travelling insomnia therapist.
Cameron makes a quip
Talking of the circuit, former British prime minister David Cameron graced the halls of the Worldwide Conference Centre days after failing to speak three Conservative defectors off the ledge (they shaped an alliance with former Labor MPs as an alternative).
Cameron fronted the United Israel Attraction gala dinner on Sunday evening.
And he was, we’re advised, fulsome in his reward of one other former prime minister Tony Abbott, wishing him properly in his try to hold maintain in Warringah come Might.
Cameron managed a number of jibes in regards to the variety of short-lived prime ministers roaming the nation, a terrain about as fertile because the Nullarbor, quipping we had turn into well-versed in making former celebration leaders really feel welcome.
Within the crowd to witness this momentously humorous commentary, an awesome conservative crowd, as we’d think about, led by Abbott, federal Liberal MPs Jason Falinski and Julian Leeser, and their state colleagues Scott Farlow, Gareth Ward, David Clarke and Truthful Buying and selling Minister Matt Kean.
The only real Labor MP noticed within the crowd: Heffron MP Ron Hoenig.
Wilson v James, once more
Replace #3145 within the endless saga of the Liberal Celebration’s North Shore state preselection, that includes triumphant incumbent Felicity Wilson and defeated challenger Tim James.
To recap, James wished to be the Liberal candidate for the blue-ribbon seat, challenged Wilson, and misplaced by one vote within the November preselection, challenged once more via the celebration’s inside tribunal, misplaced once more, challenged within the Supreme Court docket, and misplaced once more.
It was all slightly disagreeable for department members who’d slightly have been down on the Royal Sydney Yacht Squadron with their speciality tortes and flans, and we heard all about due course of and procedural equity and backroom offers and and and and …
Final month, the Liberal Celebration defeated a courtroom problem from James, with the assistant of long-time celebration barrister Sam Duggan, and decide Ashley Black dominated he ought to pay the celebration bills.
We hear the authorized invoice is round $70,000.
So it got here as a shock, contemplating the prolonged pursuit, that James’ factional allies have requested the Liberal Celebration wave the bills and suck up the $70,000 value.
Little doubt Wilson’s mates on the celebration’s state government are livid, however the suggestion wasn’t quashed on Friday, when it was first raised.
It was punted to a time following the elections, and we count on assortment to be a matter of how funds take care of the Berejiklian and Morrison buses have paid for all their gas.
Kylar Loussikian is The Sydney Morning Herald’s CBD columnist.
Samantha is the The Age’s CBD columnist. She just lately coated Victorian and NSW politics and enterprise for Information Corp, and beforehand labored for the Australian Monetary Overview.