Tesla’s seek for a brand new chairman of the board is on, in accordance with a brand new report from Bloomberg. Tesla is changing Elon Musk as chairman as a part of its settlement with the SEC for a Musk tweet that the SEC mentioned violated its guidelines. Musk will keep on as CEO, however the brand new Chairman will reportedly have oversight over the controversial and nonetheless Twitter-happy determine.
So who precisely is Tesla on the lookout for? It simply so occurs that earlier immediately, a Mashable reporter was taking a lunchtime stroll on the outskirts of Tesla headquarters. The wind whipped into her hand a single crumpled piece of printer paper that appeared to include a job itemizing for Tesla’s just lately vacated chairman of the board place. What follows is a word-for-word copy of the extraordinarily genuine and official Tesla doc.
Come work with Tesla!
Tesla is thrilled to announce that the manager seek for our model new chairman of the board has begun! That is an thrilling alternative for the fitting individual to helm the board of the industry-disrupting innovation juggernaut we name Tesla.
Most fun of all, the chairman place will embody working alongside, or, above (we’ll work out the logistics later!) our iconic and energetic CEO, Elon Musk!
Positive, this job could also be state-mandated. However we do not consider it that method, and neither must you! Tesla is definitely enthusiastic in regards to the alternative that Mr. Musk introduced us with when he playfully tweeted firm data that value him and the corporate $40 million in SEC fines.
After that serendipitous hiccough — to not point out Mr. Musk’s untraditional strategies overseeing our Mannequin three achievement course of — we (and our traders!) had been blissful to agree with the SEC so as to add two extra inspiring Tesla stakeholders to the group!
And naturally, as Mr. Musk should step down as chairman of the board, we’re blissful to adjust to the requirement that each the brand new chairman and the brand new board member be unbiased from Musk firms. We all the time welcome new views at Tesla!
Although we’re trying to find two new board members, simply consider the once-in-a-lifetime probability the brand new chairman may have working with Mr. Musk! Not solely will the brand new chairman get to study from Mr. Musk — who beforehand held this place till the state advised him he needed to resign — the brand new chairman will likely be Mr. Musk’s sounding board! His voice of… different judgment… for his extra brilliantly devilish concepts! Anyway, working alongside, or above, or WHEREVER, with Mr. Musk, must be a deal with.
Simply so you recognize, Tesla already has some candidates in thoughts. Vice President Al Gore, what are you as much as recently?
So, are you prepared to alter the face of electrical automotive profitability and the status of a once-in-a-generation genius? In that case, the Tesla chairman of the board job could possibly be for you!
Job Duties will embody:
Appearing as a liaison between Mr. Musk and our valued (SO VALUED WE PROMISE) board members.
Overseeing Mannequin three manufacturing whereas sleeping at one’s house.
Common conferences with Jack Dorsey to foyer for a Twitter edit button.
10+ years of government expertise
2+ years of automotive or vitality expertise
5+ years of babysitting expertise
Deep familiarity with SEC guidelines and laws
Canonical data of indie-electronica
Iron will and spine of metal
Bonus: 420 pleasant