The funniest and most famous team names in history


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Friends and fans, we’ve reached that time of year once again.

Dream Team is back for the 2017/18 season, and it’s shaping up to be an absolute belter.

But while you’ve probably got your team sorted, and you know the players you want in your Dream Team XI, there’s always one point in the team selection that we all struggle with.


Our team name.

Do you make it funny and quirky, or do you try and make it a fantasy football team name original?

Whether you want an old classic or a new zinger, we’ve compiled this huge list of potential team names for your Dream Team this season.


Giroud Sandstorm

Boom Xhakalaka

Pleased to Michu

Enter Shaqiri

The Zarate Kid

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Rhyming Zarate with karate? Genius

My Little Bony

Pique and De Bruyne

Ospina Colada

What will Liverpool new boy Salah bring to Dream Team?

  • 15 goals and 11 assists in Serie A for Roma last season
  • Had a higher rating (7.48) than Paulo Dybala (7.46) in Italy last season
  • Quick, nippy winger with a point to prove after failed spell at Chelsea
  • Get him in your Dream Team now

Settlers of Zlatan


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Multiple Scorgasms

Arfield of Dreams

Top Dier

Gotta Griez’Em All

Top of the Klopps


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Deeney in a Bottle

Smack My Bilic Up

The Cesc Pistols

Inter Row-Z

Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil

Dream Team 2017/18

How does the game work?

  • This year’s fantasy football game is absolutely FREE for all players to play
  • The total prize pot is an approximated £750,000
  • Game Weeks will run from Friday to Thursday
  • £50m budget on 11 eligible players


Delph & Safety

Expected Toulouse


Victorious Secret

Huth didn’t get the joke


Huth didn’t get the joke

Goal of Duty

Batshuayi Crazy

Martial Law

Salt & Pepe

Fiddler on the Huth


Bilbao Baggins

The Kouyate Kid

Egg Fried Reus

Flying Without Ings

Ings have been clipped

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Ings have been clipped

The Wizard of Özil

Benteke Fried Chicken

Who ate all Depays?

Ayew Ready?

Riders of Yohan

Don’t ask your parents to explain that one…

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Don’t ask your parents to explain that one…

Fun Lovren Criminals

Kings of Leon Osman

Sonic Huth

2 Girls 1 Schlupp

Dolly Barton

Lady Yaya

Lallana Del Rey

Tinchy Sneijder

Blink-1 Eto’o

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Ctrl Alt De Laet

Mean Gaals

Lord of the Ings

Show me da Mané

Wha’ Schlupp?

The Vardy Boys

Ibe gotta feeling

For Fuchs Sake

What the Fuchs


What the Fuchs

Tea & Busquets

Santi’s Little Helpers

The Big Lewandowski

My Little Kone

Escape from Alcaraz


The Balotelli-tubbies

Just pretend you didn't hear that one, Mario

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Just pretend you didn’t hear that one, Mario

Baines on Toast

Cry Me a Rivière

Men Behaving Chadli

Crouch Potato

What will Lacazette offer on Dream Team?

Mr Bojan-Goals

Cesc and the City

Costa del Silva

Silva lining


Silva lining

Hazard Lights

Absolutely Fabregas

Lads on Toure

The Neville Wears Prada

Who Ate All Depays

Le Saux Solid Crew

Pique Blinders

Krul to be Kind

Krul intentions

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Krul intentions

Lallanas in Pyjamas


Beat Around Debuchy


50 Shades O’Shea

One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest

Willian Dollar Baby

Willian, it was really nothing


Willian, it was really nothing

No Weimann No Cry

Dzeko and the Bunnymen

Xhaka Khan

Sterling Silva

Pjanic at the Disco

Run the Kewells

Gylfi Pleasures

3 Men and a Bebé

Don't you want me, Bebe?

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Don’t you want me, Bebe?

Krul Intentions

Game of Throw-Ins

Puncheon in the Face

Dirty Sanchez

Bony & Clyne

Chamakh My Pitch Up

Moves like Agger

Paint it Red

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Paint it Red

Whats Love Gotze do?

2 Goals 1 Cup

Crystal Phallus

Ayew Ready For This?

Neville Wears Prada

The Men Who Stare at Gotze

For Fuchs Ake

Mertesacker Emptiness

Under neon loneliness

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Under neon loneliness

Bayer Neverlusen

Krul and the Gang

Chiellini Con Carne

Dzeko & the Bunnymen

Bacuna Matata

Kroos Control

Michu at De Gea Ba

Dukes of Hazard

Sure, there’s 115 suggestions there, but we’ve probably missed a few and as always, if we have missed any, head over to our Facebook page and add your suggestions there!

The setup for Dream Team is rather simple – as a manger you get a budget of £50m to spend on your team of 11 players.

Game Weeks will run from Friday to Thursday this season and you’ll be allowed to transfer out players who have already played in that Game Week.

Pogba is likely to be a popular pick again this season

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Pogba is likely to be a popular pick again this season

Each manager gets a maximum of three transfers a month – so it’s important to pay attention to upcoming fixtures.

And if the incentive of beating your mates in our Mini-League system isn’t enough, there’s a whopping £750,000 prizepot at stake too.

Keep up to date with all the latest tips and news with our fantasy football live blog and sign up to play Dream Team below…

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