After her marital relationship to Nick Lachey ended, Simpson chose to have a little enjoyable. And she left a mark—on Mayer and the zeitgeist. In 2010, about 3 years after they broke up, Mayer infamously informed Playboy, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”
Well, that was impolite. Simpson concurred, and it was undoubtedly a loose-lipped minute Mayer would concern be sorry for.
“It’s more humiliating [than anything else], ’cause I’ll stroll into a dining establishment or something and I’ll notification more males are taking a look at me,” Simpson, pushed for her response, stated on The View in 2010. “And he’ll never have this napalm again.”
When they in fact disentangled themselves for excellent, in June 2007 (with Mayer still shy of 30), a Simpson source informed People, “They broke up Sunday night, but who knows what the future will hold. This is the twelfth time they’ve broken up. Their relationship is volatile. Last week they felt better than ever. This week, things are rocky. Who knows what the future will bring?”
Who could have thought? Meanwhile, Mayer stated on Watch What Happens Live! in April that, yes, he understood Simpson had actually launched a narrative and, pricing quote, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, “I don’t have to watch it, Dottie. I lived it.”