What Brand Are The Bags Under Your Eyes?
You are a classic. Truly the face of luxury. People want to either be you or be with you at all times. You probably drink cognac and enjoy sophistication.
You are the life of the party! Eclectic, charming, hilarious–your personality is a mixture of all of those things and more. You are a visionary whom only a select few can fully, truly understand and appreciate. You own a pair of clout goggles. You are probably your friends’ go-to source for the best memes.
You are granola as hell. You self-identify as a “free-spirit” and have at least one piece of arrow-themed decor and a bandanna on you at all times. You once got lost in the woods for 13 days on purpose.
You are an intellectual and a traveler. You own at least one cardigan and have described yourself as disenchanted at least once in your life. You both envy and loathe the youths because they have so much left to learn and experience; yet, they are all so stupidly naive at this point.
You are the human version of a teacup poodle. Underneath your airs of sophistication, you are bubbly and sweet. You own at least one Audrey Hepburn themed item, even though you’ve only seen Breakfast at Tiffany’s. You also think that JFK and Jackie O were #couplegoals.
You are a firm believer in the *fact* that the different colors of Froot Loops taste different. You have eaten a crayon at least once. A lot of your fondest memories took place on or near one of those puzzle piece foam floors.