Expensive Santa (and anybody else who is likely to be present giving these holidays),
Please, please, please don’t give me something that wants immediate planting in a big or small gap, or any care in any way – besides, probably, simply sticking on a window ledge. Midsummer will not be the time to strain individuals you like to go out within the warmth to plant, to not point out the recipient having to maintain no matter it’s alive so the giver can examine its development because the years go by.
Additionally watch out for backyard gnomes, and even extraordinarily cute wombat backyard statues – we now have sufficient actual wombats, and don’t want concrete ones. Even statuesque stone geese could also be beloved or despised. Backyard lights are additionally positively a matter of non-public style – particularly these scrumptious trying flaming ones or outside candles able to beginning a bushfire.
Hammocks? They make me seasick plus I can by no means get actually snug (and, sure, I do find out about mendacity throughout them diagonally) and there are solely two potential tree or publish candidates to tie them to, neither of which give sufficient shade to make hammock napping in any respect tempting in summer season, nor in winter when the extremities freeze.