Why We’re Still Shipping These Gossip Girl Couples

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Why We're Still Shipping These Gossip Girl Couples

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Listen up, Upper East Siders: there’s no love too attractive– or too salacious– for Gossip Girl’s spying eyes.

The cherished teenager drama was restarted on HBO Max in July with a brand-new star-studded cast and a variety of superstar cameos, however it takes more than a couple of binges to completely decipher the lots of love triangles, squares and yes, even pentagons, surrounding imaginary distinguished prep school Constance BillardSt Jude’sSchool This is the one geometry class we make sure to get an A in.

Half- sis Julien “JC” Calloway (Jordan Alexander) and Zoya Jane Lott (Whitney Peak) lastly fulfill in-person after years of being kept apart by their daddies, played by Luke Kirby and Jonathan Fernandez, respectively. Yet, it’s another male that eventually comes in between them: JC’s humanitarian sweetheart Obie (Eli Brown).

Meanwhile, veteran enthusiasts Audrey Hope (Emily Alyn Lind) and Aki Menzies (Evan Mock) are both privately squashing on the school’s bisexual Casanova, Max Wolfe (Thomas Doherty), who just appears to have eyes for attractive teacher Rafa Caparros (Jason Gotay). Of course, confidential Instagram account Gossip Girl exists to tease the unfaithful and sling a spotlight on any cheatings, the more outrageous, the much better.