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Jump’s bike-sharing service is amazing. Now it’s owned byUber


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I simply heard that Uber purchased the Jump bike-sharing service Monday That’s a pity. I likedJump

The business dots the streets of Washington DC, San Francisco and Sacramento with rentable, electric-assist bikes that zip along at breakneck speeds. It’s more affordable, much easier, healthier and quicker than employing an Uber– and includes 100 percent less uncomfortable discussion with your Uber motorist about being an Uber motorist.

It was the anti-Uber * Now it’s owned byUber That makes me unfortunate. Now I’m stressed the business is going to paint the bright-red bikes black and call them UberBikes That would draw.

WAIT.

Wait

They ought to relabel Uber to JumpCars

Never mind, I’m completely okay with this acquisition now.

**Sure, Jump bikes have actually been readily available to lease from the Uber app since the business partnered to introduce the “Uber Bike” program previously this year, however they were still Jump bikes.

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